Auditions: Auditions: Australian Idol 4 - Audition Show Four - August 14

Submitted by djwright on Mon, 2006-08-14 19:27

FINALLY, tonight marks the final audition show for 2005, soon we'll be able to sit through the Sydney top 100 episodes that are promised to be mindblowing...

Then again they also promised that these audition shows would be short, sharp and painless, fat lot of good their promises have done us...

Tonight we're heading to Byron Bay, Townsville, Brisbane...

Emily Williams opened the Brisbane auditions with Andy and James while Kate and Lee opened the auditions in Albury Wodonga with a concert...

Absolute Crapola...

  • Cherish Gibson well, this young lady gave Mark a red rose and a lap dance, and while she sat on sat on Mark's lap and cut off the blood to his brain and legs she sang her heart out... hah hah hah
  • Nicole Eilola sang "The Rose" in about 12 different keys all at once.
  • Bec James-Herbet a dance deacher with no chance of ever being a singing teacher, (except to sheep). The poor girl cried and cried to the diary tv footage.
  • David Grace a pizza store owner and opportunist, and, unfortunately absolute CRAP singer attempted "past the point of no return" and pierced my ear drums. Marcia took the dude on telling him that you either are, or want to be a singer, and he WANTS to be a singer.
  • David Bowden a8 year old fitness fanatic tried singing Shannon Noll but sounded like he was pooing on stage. David challenged Kyle to an arm wrestle and lost badly hahahahaa... and told Marcia that she has an enemy in Dave.
  • Jesus yes, apparently Jesus was there in a number of contestants and didn't really make it through...
  • Sean Johnson sang the magnificant, a hymn, firstly I 've seen more electricity and energy in a pair of socks. Kyle, the devil told him to go home.
  • Duncan Rider sang "You raise me up" and blew our minds... unfortunately the dude with pubic hair beard didn't make it through.
  • Selita Lau...? apparently sang in a band at school, but, well, sucked dead dogs balls.
  • Sebastian Anaro a concreter from Qld screamed liek a dying pig.
  • David and Emmy-lou Lynch well, they really didn't suck as apaart from not make the Idol image.
  • Angela Carter her best assets were also her worst... her breasts frightened Kyle's testicles up to somewhere in his chest...
  • Matthew Mcdowell Austin Pwers...
  • Rebecca Duggan Cowgirl...
  • Michael Reedman no, no, no...
  • Kieran Burgess dressed as an egg, sang badly...
  • From Albury/Wodonga...

  • Thomas Laurance
  • Jaclyn Cox I'm afraid to say anything bad because I don't like making people cry, and I don't think I can say anything that won't make her cry.
  • Through to Sydney...

    • Bobby Flynn a folk/acoustic singer sang an original "boy had trouble" for the judges, and impressed them with his vocals and original style. Marcia said that was amongst the best song that she's ever heard. He got three yes votes and got kudos from Mark for taking the challenge with a vocal style like him.
    • Guy Martin from SOULFRAME decided to give the show a audition, he sang a U2 tune and impressed the judges through to Sydney.
    • Klancie Kleough sang a Willie Nelson song and wore a "look at my girlie bits" shirt and got three yes votes.
    • Karley French
    • Jane Lines
    • Phebe Starr
    • all up 20 from Queensland

      From Albury/Wodonga...

    • Andrew Madden country grandpa, sang nicely but didnt doo well, but that didnt stop Marcia and Kyle from saying yes...
    • Mark "shorty" Atkinsonmade it through although Mark is angry... this started along line of people making it through because of Marcia and Kyle.
    • Paul Vercoe sang a Pearl Jam song, he didn't suck but wasn't great.
    • Brendon Boney sang a lovely tune (Gangsa's Paridise) with his guitar and wowed the judges (actually sounded great)
    • Lisa Mitchell was last up on stage and sang a lovely tune, man she's cute and has a great voice making Mark say he's in love. When she picked up the guitar she just melted the audition space. Kyle told her that she is a true star, Marcia called her gorgeous and told her that she had three yes votes. Personally I wonder if Idol's the best thing for her or if she now needs to run as far from the program as she can and make it for herself...

    All up 15 from Albury Wodonga

    All up 124 through to Sydney from all over Australia

    See ye next week...

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